SO EXTREME VANILLA

When something is called extreme, what comes to mind? Instantly an image of someone bungee jumping or riding a mountain bike in any number of commercials seems to be high on the list. But is that really "extreme"? Chances are that you have been riding a bike since you were in grade school and approximately one month after that, you know you were riding it in a risky manner. As for bungee jumping, that activity is now a carnival ride for christ's sake! Get your ticket and a pronto pup and you too can be "EXTREME"! (at the local fair)...
This word has become so overused that is has been rendered meaningless. When it comes to cars, there seems to be countless "hard" chops, or EXTREME chops. What this really means is countless RUINED cars.

Here is the dictionary definition:

Extreme -noun : the furthest or highest degree of something.

So then how "EXTREME" really is what you are doing? If your chop is "EXTREME" then essentially you have a convertible. Take the wheels off and you have an "EXTREME" lowered car. Get rid of all that sheet metal and and you have an "EXTREME" shaved car. Really just get rid of the car and you are the most "EXTREME", and probably did everyone the biggest favor. Besides, after you are sooo "EXTREME" then there really is nothing left but to die.
Hey~ there's an idea!

the HAMB fuckos

yes boy and girls here is without a doubt the single WORST idea ever to hit the internet.
worse than a website catering to child hungry mincing pedophiles offering access to unlimeted amounts of catholic kiddie porn, its the HAMB or "Hokey Ass Message Board".........
Populated with a bunch of self rightous self appointed NO NOTHING "experts", you can go there to hear worthless opinions offered by a bunch of fucksticks on everything. Thier stupidity and total lack of intelligence knows no bounds. Apparently most of these inbred single digit IQ dipshits have nothing better to do than sit and read the endless trash this board produces, then respond to it...we have noticed some members of the board with post counts getting close to TEN THOUSAND POSTS!!! What the fuck kinda no life, never seen a girl naked trekkie refuge loooooozar to you have to be to have a post count approaching the number of lawsuits the vatican is working for sexual abuse cases!!!

We are currently working on a FULL review of the site, the board, who contributes there, etc...etc... so stay tuned for this one, its bound to stir the shit pot at least a little bit.

ebay...giving ugly assed cars somewhere to be sold!

Another hidious offender we have identified is ebay or eGAY as we like to call it. pictured here are a couple of examples of what your likely to find in the "rat rod" section of that site. as if it isnt bad enough that people build all this fucking worthless shit, and then try to sell it, as if its the greatest thing ever built, but some of them actually have the nerve to drag thier butt assed ugly road dog fuck toy cunt to pose with the piece of shit! Enough of this! we are going to start posting the worst offenders here, so they can be identified along with the auction item number and the jack ass's I.D. that is selling it.