SO EXTREME VANILLA

When something is called extreme, what comes to mind? Instantly an image of someone bungee jumping or riding a mountain bike in any number of commercials seems to be high on the list. But is that really "extreme"? Chances are that you have been riding a bike since you were in grade school and approximately one month after that, you know you were riding it in a risky manner. As for bungee jumping, that activity is now a carnival ride for christ's sake! Get your ticket and a pronto pup and you too can be "EXTREME"! (at the local fair)...
This word has become so overused that is has been rendered meaningless. When it comes to cars, there seems to be countless "hard" chops, or EXTREME chops. What this really means is countless RUINED cars.

Here is the dictionary definition:

Extreme -noun : the furthest or highest degree of something.

So then how "EXTREME" really is what you are doing? If your chop is "EXTREME" then essentially you have a convertible. Take the wheels off and you have an "EXTREME" lowered car. Get rid of all that sheet metal and and you have an "EXTREME" shaved car. Really just get rid of the car and you are the most "EXTREME", and probably did everyone the biggest favor. Besides, after you are sooo "EXTREME" then there really is nothing left but to die.
Hey~ there's an idea!