What the fuck are you thinking 2-10-08

The latest in our "what the fuck are you thinking" articles brings us this total disaster of a ratrod custom. Surely destined to be a cover car in an equally shitty magazine like, old school rods or Car Kulture Deluxe. Looking at this unviable tissue mass shit can of an automobile is akin to watching George Bush and Hillary Clinton cross swords, and have a cock fight. ( were guessing Hillary would win, as we're SURE she has a bigger dick).

If the TOTALY flat top and complete lack of a roof line isnt enough for ya, or the hidious fin treatment, there is always that fucked up sorry assed excuse of a grill to stare at all day. This abortion on wheels cant win coming OR going....

We've seen some cars that you cant find a bad angle on, in contrast this fucking thing we cant find a GOOD angle ANYWHERE!

The obvious questions are as follows....ONE: who would build such a thing on purpose, and then have the unmittigated temarity to show it in public? and TWO: why hasnt someone killed the mother fucker responsible for "building" and unleashing this unholly craptastic lump of babboon shit on us?!

Quick question for you out there .....where are all you jackasses that are always the first ones to tell us that we have to give guys like this credit for at least trying to build something? You want to speak up now? Want to give this knuckle shuffler credit for THIS?!

IF ever you should be convienced that some people should have NOTHING to do with building cars, this ought to convince you. Chances are, this moron has the lifestyle (or what he thinks is the lifestyle) down cold...believing he is the badest thing to come to car building since Blo Puff. Perfect hair, ironed levis with huge cuffs and the ability to reciet from memory every fucking sorry assed social D song ever recorded doth not a car builder make. Swing and miss skippy, go back and try again.

See, ziper head, thats the problem with always using moral relativism, it dosent fucking work! Sorry, but you HAVE to have some core values here. building shit just for the sake of doing it, aint gonna make it bro.

Oh, boo hoo, you guys have standards and are making fun of the short bus kids......HA!! um, yeah, we are!

Cause as long as open mouth, drooling, jackasses build cars like this, we are going to make as much fun of em as we can.

Its fun for us, gives you guys something to read, and hopefully someday, will make people who build garbage like this give up and go back to driving a Kia.

thats enough for now, we are off to enjoy some white wine and a fine selection of continental cheeses.

Ciao babies!