Correct Kustoms NEVER suck!

Looking at these two works of art, you may ask yourself, self: Is there such a thing as an incorrect kustom? Well Duh, YEAH! do ya think? One look at ebay, or 5 seconds at just about ANY car show in the country (especially if your east of the Mississippi river) will show you just how fucked up someone can build a car. However, it has become abundantly clear to us, that more than some of you need help in your education. Being able to recognize a correct car should be more a matter of pre programed genetic normality. However, we recognize that there are those of you out there that come from, well...... "less than perfect" genetic stock.

As a by product of a drunken nights excess between two siblings, we cant expect all of you to actually be able to understand what it is we are talking about. And thus will have to be shown, just what it is, that is, and isn't acceptable. Yes, we will do the thinking for you, and moreover, we will show you here, using graphic pictures, and little words, so that you can understand what it is we are trying to teach you little heathens, about our / your kulture.

Roughly every week or so, we will display a car that we have found, seen, or otherwise had our attention drawn too, that is wrong in just about every way possible.

We will take you by the hand, and explain in great detail why it isn't correct, and why you should avoid ever building such a thing, or wast even one second lavishing any kind of attention at all upon said turd. Prepare you selves my babies, and let us quell your thirst. But first wash you hands, and comb your hair...honestly, your a fucking mess.

See you back here soon!