Old STOOL rods, what a bunch of homos!

Well, first on our list of offenders HAS to be the TOTAL fuckin idiots that have the balls to put this trash out. For now suffice it to say that the mag is a complete waste of time. these guys wouldnt know a REAL rod or kustom if it jumped up and bit them on the dick. In future we are going to offer a review of each and every issue they insist on foisting on an unsuspecting and innocent public. But for now, do yourself a favor and DO NOT support these guys. Your money only allows them to continue to make BAD magazines that NO ONE should EVER read. The only redeming value that this rag serves, is that it is a pretty good guideline on what NOT to do to a car. Or for that matter how NOT to publish a magazine. As if it wasnt enough that we have to wade through the almost ENDLESS coverage of each and every move that Bo Huff makes, they have the WORST art work EVER. We have seen dogs leave better looking stuff in tightly coiled mounds at the public park than what these fucksticks think is bad ass hard core artwork. As previously stated we will be posting a very detailed per issue critique of not just this mag but the other one that they bought and fucked up, Car Kulture Deluxe. Hey Alan Mayes, bend over!

kulturekops intro..READ THIS FIRST

yes, its been a year since the braintrust that began this blog has taken any time to nurture it and feed it. WE HAVE BEEN FAR TOO BUSY -preparing to kick the shit out of those that deserve it here on our o so friendly little blog spot.
Well, thats all about to change. We have spent the last year tracking, and catagorizing and preparing. Yes, my little homos, we have been watching, silently, covertly. Noting all that is assinine and worthy of our ridicule. If you're in the KULTURE and your an ass, trust me, we WILL find you, identify you, and shit hammer you as you so richly deserve.

Lets make one thing PERFECTLY clear, THIS IS OUR KULTURE!! NOT YOURS! AND WE ARE TAKING IT BACK. Starting here, starting NOW.

You are tourists. Ants at the picnic, scum to be discarded as so much refuse. And, you will be dealt with as such. no quarter will be given, no mercy shown in anyway shape or form. You want a pass from us you will have to EARN it.
Yes you fucking dick sucking H.A.M.B shit heads, we are talking to ALL of you. Yes, Old STOOL Rod subscribers, run for cover, (but dont use anything you have built to run with, cause chances are its a TOTAL piece of shit that wont make it out of the driveway). Yes, Bo Huff groupies, take a second to remove the maestros dick from your mouth and pay attention, you JUST might learn something. Although frankly we doubt it, if your not possessed of the common sense that god gave geese to see that crumudgeny old hack for what he TRULY is, chances are you will never get anything here. Besides we are going to use more than 4 and 5 letter words that require something better than a 3rd grade education to understand, so chances are your going to be lost in any case, on second thought why not fisnish old Bo off and dont forget to swallow!

Who are we that we can make such grandiose statements? You will never know. but trust us, there are many of us, from all around the world. We have always been here. We are eveyone and no one. We are the shadow on the wall, the guys sitting in the restaurant booth next to you at breakfast, we have been here since LONG before this all got popular, long before computer discussion boards, long before bad magazines published by people with all the artistic ability of a double cheese burger, we are the guys that have our hands up mona lisas dress....we are the guys fucking your wives and girlfriends. WE and WE alone have taken this step to try to show some of you a way out of the wilderness. This realm that was once so cool and dark, underground - and not mass merchandised to a bunch of loosers on the discovery channel. Rows and rows of mouth breathing fools who on thier best day couldnt BEGIN to understand what it is they have become a part of. Yes shitbirds, you have tresspassed. Your time of acting with total abandone is over. We are here now, watching.
But more than that, we are activly going to move against you. We are going to start the oh so long process of weeding out all non hackers. By shining the light of truth on you, you will enevitably withdraw. And leave us alone. Prepare for the begining of the end you assmunching baby fuckers, the reckoning, YOUR reckoning is about to begin.