What the fuck are you thinking? Feb 29th 2008

By a wide measure this HAS to be the outright dumbest fucking thing we have seen in a while.
Just when you thought that the rat rod mouthbreathers had begun to beat a hasty retreat to whatever fungus infested cave they crawled out from, this unmitigated disaster rares its hideous chud fucking head.
Feel free to read the owners, (and oh so proud) builders own description recently pulled from Ebay(item no: 170197412703).

If you're gonna hang out with Rat Rodders sooner or later somebody will need a Tow Truck. Here it is a fully functioning Rat Tow Truck. Started life as a 1948 Diamond T Truck. Running gear is Dodge motor home, motor is a 440 Big Block Dodge with a purple shaft cam. Air bags on all corners, vintage beacon light, electric winch. Sling can be taken off if you want to pull a trailer. Drives like a Truck because it is a Truck.
Went to Tony's Traditional Trash Party in Sandhollow Idaho, Got drunk I know I was there because I got a T-shirt and pictures to prove it. Can't wait for the 08' party. Had it a Bonniville salt flats for 07' Speed week Big Hit. Received several Awards at the local drag strip ( Firebird Raceway.)
Had a lot of fun with it. Time to move on to the next build.
Serious bidders only. If you can't pay you don't need to play. ( Possible delivery for price. )
If you have any questions you can email or call Randy @ 208-462-4303


The shear idiocy of this is perhaps best summed up in the first sentence, "if you're gonna hang out with Rat Rodders sooner or later somebody will need a tow truck."
HA! yeah, no shit! that's the whole fucking point you goddamn moron! Why would you build a car that then caters to that need? Judging from what we see here on the pictures, we wouldn't be surprised if this tow truck NEEDS a tow truck itself.
wouldn't it be a more worthwhile endeavor to say, build cars just a tad bit better than totally fucking awful, that could actually get someplace under their own power, say without a chance of catastrophic failure, or the better than even chance that your hunk O shit is gonna kill you, or worse yet someone else?!
Building a tow truck for ratrods is tantamount to playing Russian roulette with a gun with ALL the chambers loaded, and inviting your friends to watch.
You know its going to be a disaster before you even get started, so why do it to begin with?!

Again what we see here is someone who measures their self worth by how much of a supposed bad ass they think they can be. As evidenced by the sellers braggadocios reference that he went to some obscure fucking car show, got drunk, probably got ass raped ,and got a t-shirt for his trouble. Congratulations fuckstick, you are now at the top of the list of people we want to see have brain surgery performed on without anethstetic.

At least he did do ONE thing right here, and that was provide us with a picture of himself, so now we know to be on the lookout for a bald headed, dimwitted jackass, who thinks he can build cool cars.
We think we are gonna photoshop him out of this picture, and post his "stance" on the child molesters watch list network.
Fuck off pal, go back to moesting sheep, and leave cars alone.

What the fuck are you thinking 2-10-08

The latest in our "what the fuck are you thinking" articles brings us this total disaster of a ratrod custom. Surely destined to be a cover car in an equally shitty magazine like, old school rods or Car Kulture Deluxe. Looking at this unviable tissue mass shit can of an automobile is akin to watching George Bush and Hillary Clinton cross swords, and have a cock fight. ( were guessing Hillary would win, as we're SURE she has a bigger dick).

If the TOTALY flat top and complete lack of a roof line isnt enough for ya, or the hidious fin treatment, there is always that fucked up sorry assed excuse of a grill to stare at all day. This abortion on wheels cant win coming OR going....

We've seen some cars that you cant find a bad angle on, in contrast this fucking thing we cant find a GOOD angle ANYWHERE!

The obvious questions are as follows....ONE: who would build such a thing on purpose, and then have the unmittigated temarity to show it in public? and TWO: why hasnt someone killed the mother fucker responsible for "building" and unleashing this unholly craptastic lump of babboon shit on us?!

Quick question for you out there .....where are all you jackasses that are always the first ones to tell us that we have to give guys like this credit for at least trying to build something? You want to speak up now? Want to give this knuckle shuffler credit for THIS?!

IF ever you should be convienced that some people should have NOTHING to do with building cars, this ought to convince you. Chances are, this moron has the lifestyle (or what he thinks is the lifestyle) down cold...believing he is the badest thing to come to car building since Blo Puff. Perfect hair, ironed levis with huge cuffs and the ability to reciet from memory every fucking sorry assed social D song ever recorded doth not a car builder make. Swing and miss skippy, go back and try again.

See, ziper head, thats the problem with always using moral relativism, it dosent fucking work! Sorry, but you HAVE to have some core values here. building shit just for the sake of doing it, aint gonna make it bro.

Oh, boo hoo, you guys have standards and are making fun of the short bus kids......HA!! um, yeah, we are!

Cause as long as open mouth, drooling, jackasses build cars like this, we are going to make as much fun of em as we can.

Its fun for us, gives you guys something to read, and hopefully someday, will make people who build garbage like this give up and go back to driving a Kia.

thats enough for now, we are off to enjoy some white wine and a fine selection of continental cheeses.

Ciao babies!