A special Xmas message from your friendly Kulture Kops.

Its the most wonderful time of the year.....
Yes, its that time when we all fool ourselves into thinking people like us, and we like people.
WRONG.
The reason for the season as they say is NOT to worship the birth of some invisible man in the sky who smites you for rubbing one out at work in the shitter. The reason is not to spend yourself into abject poverty to try to buy your way into a relationship with someone who could care less if you fog a mirror one more day or not. The reason is not to think of your fellow man, and wish for peace on earth and good will to men. NO folks, the reason to celebrate is this, and only this: YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO WORK, YOU GET TO EAT A SHIT LOAD OF FOOD AND YOU GET TO SLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY WITHOUT ANYONE CRITICIZING YOU. Period.
Its that simple.
Enjoy your holiday, revel in what ever fucked up belief system you have invented for yourself, -or that you follow, that was invented by someone else. Thank your god that your not that fucking idiot on t.v. "Billy Mays". Eat some food, bang what ever the hell it is you bang....and take solice in the fact that hopefully, you have a correct, cool ride in the garage, a couple of REAL guys you can call bros, and a future that for the most part involves as little duplictity as possible.
in the upcoming new year, keep an eye on this blog - check back once in a while when you get tired of surfing porn, and keep working on your ride. Summers comin and the calender waits for no one.
Merry Xmas,
The Kulture Kops...

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