Can somebody please tell us what the FUCK this is supposed to be?! Honestly, everyone here has looked at this and there isn't one person among us that has any idea what this tin terd is supposed to represent. Other than, obviously a severe mental retardation for the single cell jackass who "built" it. When this kulture has sired, or inspired unadulterated horse shit such as this, its time for the kulture to die. No foolin folks, we would collectively rather see our kulture die a quiet death shitting itself in a bed in a rest home somewhere than see this happen again.

Here is the thing though...OUR kulture didn't have anything to do with this. What your lookin at is the proud prodigy of some one who has memorized every episode of Monster Garage ever produced, or who never misses an issue of old stool rods or car kulture deluxe. (By the way, look for a new mag, put out by the folks over at easy rider...yes they are jumping on the "kulture" bandwagon and looking to lick their fingers clean as they fist fuck the rest of us for more profits at the expense of our kulture....thanx guys. Hey, here is a tip, stick with what you got. pix of badly overbuilt bikes with naked cum guzzlin gutter sluts posing nearby, its what your best at).

This kinda over the top non sense-ory, car construction leaves anyone who is in any way honestly in tune with the traditional scene with a taste in their mouth like they just blew an

elephant who recently fucked a rhino. -not that any of us here know what that tastes like, but it was the most vile thing we could cum up with on the spot.

There is a real and distinctive line developing here, all around us. Its palpable. There are idiots like the dogfucking dipshit who assembled this back alley kansas city abortion of a car, and then there are the rest of us. Not so quietly looking on, in amazement, shaking our heads at the obviousness and stupidity of whats going on here. Unable to see it for themselves, these ex punk, ex skater- got a concussion from falling (or diving) into a pool with no water in it, Vans wearing "rise above" refugees couldn't find their ass with both hands and a flashlight. Touting themselves as "extreeeem car builders" and looking to shock and amaze everyone with build times measured in days instead of months or years.

Can a car be built in such a manner? Well yes of course it can, you see for yourself here, the evidence of what the resulting vehicle may look like. But who among you reading this now, would ever consider even driving such a thing, let alone set out to build it? We view the kind of people who would answer in the affirmative with the same distane as say, the shit filled diaper headed, one gene short, smells like Camel ass - fuckos who drive perfectly good airplanes into buildings.

On multiple levels the end result is the same. the world has yet another pile of crap to clean up, and we would be all the happier to see you assume room temperature. Do the world favor, go drive your Rat inspired creation straight into a cement wall somewhere obvious where nuns and small children can witness it, and kill your stupid fucking selves before you "build" any more cars.