profound stupidity knows no bounds

recently some of us attended the 2007 san francisco rod, custom, and motorcycle show held at the CowPalace. This show is what remains of the old oakland roadster show. That venue having sold off its name and now moved to pomona by the new owners. (as if SoCal needed ANOTHER big show) In any event, we observed attendance on saturday to be about what you would expect for a show like this. Admission was 16.00 for adults, and once into the building you were treated to exactly what you would expect from a show like this. A host of horribly overdone, never gonna see anything but the back side of a car hauler pimp wagons that few, if any of the attendees could ever even hope to afford for themselves. Yes it was a virtual smorgasboard of stupidity boys and girls. So much of the work, as beautiful as it may have been was just so very pointless. Automotive equivilants to a Jim Carey movie. All that having been said, you kinda expect to go into a place like that and see a bunch of guys who have more money than brains display cars like this. We huredly passed through the main floor, headed in favor for the "suede rods and customs" area. The area Presumably set asside by the show producers for the more kind of automotive fare we would enjoy. -quick side note here, there WAS an area just for bikes, however, the fucking discovery channel idiots were insistant on doing several live on stage bike builds this weekend, so to avoid what surely would have turned into a blood bath had we set foot into THAT fucking room, we just avoided it altogether....
So, back to us heading to the "cool cars"....
We arrive and find much to our surprise, that for the most part, there were some pretty decent cars to be had in the hall. However, our cautious optimisum was oh so quickly dashed, when we found the car pictured here. It seems stupidity knows no bounds, and certainly is no longer restricted to the big buck guys. Yes, here we have proof positive that even the suede brigade has gotten its fair share of guys without a clue. Unfortunate for them. Usually as before when we say something critical of the big boys its something like hey they have more money than brains...in the low buck no buck catagory of rat rods what do you say then? hey this stupid fucker has NO money AND no brains. Maybe he should take up child molesting. Certainly a few permanently emotionally scared children are worth the price of never seeing something like this again isnt it?
We think it is.
What is it with these people that get up in the morning and think to themselves; fuck, I just HAVE to put lambo doors on my caddy today? Tell ya what sparky, jump into your mid 80's chevy van, (you know the one with no windows and hard to read license plates) and go cruise a local grade school will ya? cause you have NO buisiness anywhere near a tool box and a car at the same time. Seeing this kinda thing makes us want to poprivet your nuts to a backhoe you clueless shitbag horse humping moron!
Do us all a favor and stay away from our kulture.
For some more pix that arent TOTALLY gay, go here:
http://s119.photobucket.com/albums/o147/kulturekops/